At an opportune moment, find a secluded spot in the woods.
With a convenient stick, dig a neat hole in the soil.
Rearrange your clothing appropriately and squat over the hole.
Relax, and allow the food waste from the neat storage area in your body
to transfer to the neat hole in the ground.
Enjoy the fresh air, the sense of liberation and lightness,
and this quintessential ancestor moment.
Consider how many of these there have been,
stretching way back into the deep past.
Using leaves or foliage to hand,
tidy up the exit point from the neat storage area within your body.
Get up, rearrange your clothing, cover the hole with soil.
Wander off in search of more food,
the remnants of which can in turn
eventually be transferred
from the neat storage area in your body
to a neat hole in the ground.